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Joke of the Day

"An Trainer talks to one of his Novice Doctor... 'I cannot wait to do this operation!' 'And why is that?' 'If I could not wait to do this operation,I would be no doctor... **'I WOULD BE PATIENT!'**"

"Did you hear the one about to car that lost its tires? Apparently it was in a wheel hurry."

"What do a good bar and a woman have in common? Liquor in the front, poker in the back."

"When Dennis Thatcher had sex with Margaret Thatcher he called it pumping iron."

"What is the most faithful insect ? A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !"

"How do you confuse Helen Keller? You tell her to read a basketball."

"What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten? The cat shat on the mat."

"The Pope just changed his relationship status to It's Complicated..."

"What do a politician and a sperm have in common? One in thousnads has a chance to e a human being. ~Edit: I edited the title."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ? Camalot is where King Arthur lived !"