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Joke of the Day

"I must be looking extra good today because this dude with a backpack on the side of the road was giving me the big thumbs up. Thanks man!"

"Girlfriend: Have you ever been with a fat chick? Me: Nope, you're the first one. Gf: What? Me: What?"

"Do you know the difference between a dildo and a chair? No? Watch out where you sit then."

"Vagina jokes aren't funny Period."

"If you were anti-pencil Would you be erasist?"

"A Man was Fishing in the Jungle After a while another angler came to join him. ""Have you had any bites?"" asked the second man. ""Yes, lots,"" replied the first one, ""but they were all mosquitoes."""

"Jesus walks into a motel He gives the guy at the counter 3 nails and says, ""can you put me up for the night?"""

"Listen. You've been saying this for the last eight and a half months. I still don't know what you're ""expecting"""

"People keep saying drugs are dangerous, I abused lots of drugs and I'm fine. It's only the people watching me through power sockets that are annoying."

"How are Americans and poles similar? Running into one could really ruin your day."