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Joke of the Day

"I must be looking extra good today because this dude with a backpack on the side of the road was giving me the big thumbs up. Thanks man!"

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Also, tornados and the dark and everything."

"Facebook sent me a notification....unfortunately, my meth lab on Farmville blew up."

"Why stop with two L's Lloyd? why?"

"Funny Joke **Want to hear a dirty joke** > A boy fell in the mud **Want to hear a clean joke** > He took a bath"

"""Must you lick the knife?"" ""Sorry,force of habit"" I said ""Loads of people do it though, don't they?"" ""Yes, but not during surgery, Doctor"""

"I'm a screamer Not sexually just life in general"

"Why are elephants big, wrinkled, grey, and hairy? Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd beaspirin tablets!"

"The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened. "

"TIL the British used U-boats Whoops, wrong sub"