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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between funny jokes, and the jokes that make always make it big on reddit? Puns. Fuck puns."

"How can you tell if someone voted Green Party? Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you."

"Where is Hitler's bathroom? Down ze hall on ze Third Reich!"

"I went to a zoo and there was only one animal... It was a 'Shih Tzu'"

"Teacher: I'd like a room please. Hotel Receptionist: Single Sir? Teacher: Yes but I am engaged."

"Did you hear about the Florida pastor's Quran burning? His actions are incendiary."

"If you #Calexit-ers think you hate Trump NOW... Just wait until you have to foot the bill for the Californian extension of The Wall."

"What i if told you You the read first line wrong And the second"

"*DJ drops the beet* ERRYBODY IN THE CLUB begins wondering why the DJ would bring a root vegetable to work with him."

"What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion? an electron"