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Joke of the Day

"*DJ drops the beet* ERRYBODY IN THE CLUB begins wondering why the DJ would bring a root vegetable to work with him."

"What's the difference between the Cleveland Indians and Shae from Game of Thrones? One blows a 3' 1"" lead and the other blows a 3-1 lead"

"By DAY he's just a regular accountant. But at NIGHT he becomes a trash ravaging raccoon... ""Raccountant"".. Coming this fall on Fox"

"When a chemist says you're gold...... ......it just means you're easily replaceable"

"What's the most dangerous part about Scrabble It's all fun and games until someone loses an I"

"I just watched a movie about a y=x graph The plot was a bit predictable And a little flat Good special f(x) though"

"I like my women the way I like my wine... 9 years old and locked in my cellar."

"What do you call an owl with no forehead? I sucked too many dongs last night to remember"

"Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi? Because attachments are forbidden"

"So they made the essay optional for the new SAT test... but isn't the SAT without the essay just the T"