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Joke of the Day

"If you #Calexit-ers think you hate Trump NOW... Just wait until you have to foot the bill for the Californian extension of The Wall."

"Why did the bull get a sex change? To see how the UDDER side lives! ---------- (Thought of it while washing the dishes, hope you all get a kick out of it.)"

"OMG you got a new boyfriend? congratulations, who is it this week?"

"Cop: do u have anything illegal in the vehicle Me: *thinks about all the drugs in the car* no Cop: why did you just say asterisk thinks abo"

"Did you hear about the fool who keeps going round saying ""no""? No. Oh so it's you!"

"*police sirens* *Dad bursts into my room wearing a panda suit* QUICK HIDE THESE NO TIME TO EXPLAIN *throws a litter of panda cubs at me*"

"What do you call women who are faster than me? Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here."

"Men who shave their arms and legs probably shave their vaginas as well."

"Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth."

"Privacy is very important to me. That is why I only share sensitive information with my closest 480 friends on Facebook."