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Joke of the Day
"Where is Hitler's bathroom? Down ze hall on ze Third Reich!"
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"I don't often tell sailor jokes But when I do they are usually salty."
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"Teenage son gets academic honors every year in school, yet he can't cut a straight line with a lawnmower. I believe I am being played......"
"Neighbor may have just called the cops after hearing me yell at the cat for stealing my cheese bread"
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