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"When is Independence Day 2 coming out? 9/11"
"Two wrongs don't make a right. But two Wrights make a plane."
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs"
"On dates, if a man says the past tense of ""see"" as ""I seen"" instead of ""I saw,"" I go to the bathroom and climb out the window."
"First white Muslims in Boston, now a 7'0"" gay black pro athlete. Narrow-minded conservatives everywhere are having a very confusing month."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell"
"I just realized why many women love douche bags... It's the only thing that gets them wet."
"Small mirror that attaches to head of a phone so you can peripherally experience real life while you're live tweeting it."
"I don't know about Michael J. Fox... His last few performances have been kind of shaky."