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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Florida pastor's Quran burning? His actions are incendiary."
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"Why are Americans scared of roundabouts? Centrifugal force scales with mass"
"What do you call a broken snake? A reptile dysfunction."
"Hear about the new book that teaches both reading and STD prevention? It's called See Dick Run."
"Your mother's cooking"
"What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head? There she blows!!!"
"""Help! Someone has been killed at the dance!"" Ok, well calm down. We don't want any panic at the disco."
"My car lease is up and I have to return it back to the dealer today, so I'm practicing jumping out of a moving car."
"How many babies does it take to paint a house? None. The minimum age for physical labour in most places is 13-15 and babies would not be allowed to use the paint"
"Every time this gets RTed a member of Congress gets kicked in the groin."