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Joke of the Day

"wife: ugh I feel so old me: you're only 36 wife: ugh me: that's like three 12yr olds wife: what me: what"

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged"

"[interview] HIM: have u ever bribed anyone? ME: *pulls a package of OREO's from briefcase and slides across table* depends on who's asking"

"I just googled ""Tramp"" instead of ""Trump"" by mistake. I still got the information I needed."

"What do you call the procedure that is done when a woman wants to become a man? An Adadictomy"

"TIL Lebanese people are from the fugawi tribe. When they walked out of the airport they said we're the fugawi."

"How is an elephant like a wristwatch? They both come in quartz."

"(Real news) In Florida, a truck filled with $120,000-worth of chocolate was stolen. Police warn the thieves could be armed and PMSing."

"I tried some of those little, rabbit Peeps... (they tasted just like chicken)"

"Posting a Joke on reddit is like going to a bar Once in a while you get lucky, but most of the time you just ruin your self esteem."