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Joke of the Day

"Posting a Joke on reddit is like going to a bar Once in a while you get lucky, but most of the time you just ruin your self esteem."

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"Breaking up on Twitter: It's not @you it's @me."
"When will a proper female AI be made? When we invent NANDOR logic gates"
"What's funnier than a turd burg? Two turd burgs, fuck face!"
"Me: *crawls in window* Him: What are you doing?! Me: You're my boyfriend now? Him: I'm calling the cops Me: But you retweeted me??"
"How would you try to sleep with a fat girl? oh, sorry, i misspelled ""why""..."
"There are two types of people in the world. Those that can find an answer through simple deduction."
"Don't tell me you're coming to my party on facebook then go for something better last minute ugh have fun at ""the wake"" or whatever"
"What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom? Nothing, the pee is silent"
"I want to remind everyone today that 9/11 jokes aren't funny... ...only 2/11 are."