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Joke of the Day

"I just googled ""Tramp"" instead of ""Trump"" by mistake. I still got the information I needed."

"My 20y/o brother went to Elementary school.. To learn firebending"

"George Washington wasn't arrogant, but he did predict the $1 bill would contain his likeness. In that regard, he was on the money."

"Some people think that the way to a Mans Heart is through his Stomach... ...I think they're aiming a little high."

"The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my house. I didn't know what to make of it."

"What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow!"

"If someone hits you with a coffee mug, have you technically been mugged?"

"They tried to combine a networked hard drive with a device that brewed drinks... It was NAS-tea"

"Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of a stranger making 90% of their decisions."

"[sits family down at dinner table] I've decided we're going to start watching anime"