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Joke of the Day

"You know it's true love when your wife farts in bed & you go in the other room & text your boyfriend ""I love you."""

"What's worse than being raped by your dad's penis? Also being forced to fill his Viagra prescription."

"I wish my phone would stop correcting omg' to OMG', I'm not that shocked."

"What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness? ""You herd me!"""

"What pop star has the biggest nipples? Areola Grande"

"""Hello welcome to meteorologist school. Please stick your head out of the nearest window and pick your diploma up on your way out."""

"How do you know when someone is a single mother? Don't worry! They will tell you!"

"You can lead a horticulture ...but you can't make her think"

"Why is it so hard to throw a party in space? Because you have to planet."

"Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !"