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Joke of the Day

"I tried some of those little, rabbit Peeps... (they tasted just like chicken)"

"Q: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? A: Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door."

"What do you call a muscular Arab? Protein sheikh"

"If you can't walk into your walk in closet, you might just live with your girlfriend."

"Why doesn't Jesus eat M&M's? Because of the holes in his hands."

"A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation."

"I just got a great deal on lots of digging equipment... It was hole-sale."

"Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison? Treeson."

"The cast of ""Game of Thrones"" had a very special visitor Queen Elizabeth. A lot of the Royals on ""Game of Thrones"" get offed. It leads me to believe this visit was arranged by Prince Charles."

"You may see white collar and blue collar workers in the work place. But I'm collar-blind. ~(Taken from the office)."