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Joke of the Day
"How is an elephant like a wristwatch? They both come in quartz."
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"[Interview] HR - What are your strengths and weaknesses ? Me - WiFi Password and WiFi Signal."
"I dropped my phone in the toilet, so I put it in a bowl of rice, and waited for the Asians to come and fix it."
"Hurricane Sandy I asked my bartender for a Hurricane Sandy. She looked confused and asked, ""What is that?"" I replied, ""A watered down Manhattan."""
"So my spreadsheet program hasn't been working for 40 days... ...it was excellent."
"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.... ..and a mop."
"Jesus Christ, superstar He dresses like a woman and he wears a bra!"
"If you ever see a movie where a woman is depressed and she has shaved legs that movie is bullshit."
"What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine."
"My girl always tells me ""Life is about the little things"", but I just hate when she talks about her Ex."