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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged"
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"Did you hear about the truck full of sugar that collided with the truck full of strawberries? Created one hell of a jam."
"My goal weight is not having to take selfies from such a high angle."
"What do they call Redditting on the toilet? Snoo on the loo"
"TIL That in 2014 Netflix announced they wouldn't be pursuing science-fiction themed original content. But Stranger Things have happened."
"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's fucking in tents."
"The first thing they teach you in AA is to stop hanging around other alcoholics. So I listened, and never went back."
"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? If they had 4 doors they'd be chicken sedans."
"""Fig Newtons: they're like a funeral in your mouth!"""
"what do you get when one rapper eats another? FOOD CHAINZZZ!!"