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Joke of the Day
"What is the prettiest thing about a DC girl? Her resume."
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"What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at? The HYATT!!"
"I saw a UFO yesterday. So I quickly grabbed the worst camera I own to film it with."
"Science at its finest. Why are all subatomic particles gay? Because they are all atoms"
"I had to ground my son for cursing. He turned the girl next door into a frog."
"Why did the guy lose his job at the suicide prevention hotline? v2 He kept leaving them hanging."
"I have an amazing gardener who's both vision impaired and dyslexic. His work is Mind BLowing"
"What's the difference between a pianist and a penis? One tickles the ivories and one tickles the ovaries."
"what is the difference between a crook and a politician? A crook will steal before he runs, a politician runs before he steals"
"Why was the mushroom happy? Because he was a fungi."