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Joke of the Day
"I had to ground my son for cursing. He turned the girl next door into a frog."
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"My family and I are going camping for Memorial Weekend. I asked my mother if I could bring my trombone so I can practice, but she said no, because we might get ***banned.***"
"So I went clubbing last night... Those seals didn't stand a chance."
"I'm so sick I feel like a white boy at his first Kanye concert (masterpiece)"
"Why was the chess player pregnant? Because they were mated."
"After Oprah lost all that weight....... .....she was just a Phantom of the Oprah!"
"A man walks into a bell tower and shoots 16 people... America responds by restricting access to bell towers."
"My girlfriend and I used to argue in bed... I liked to sleep all stretched out like a starfish, and she liked to sleep with a Russian body-builder called Ivan."
"""I'd tap that."" - Morse code operatives flirting."
"Knock knock Who's there? Bill bill Bill Bill. Worst fucking joke ever"