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Joke of the Day
"Why did the guy lose his job at the suicide prevention hotline? v2 He kept leaving them hanging."
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"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your arse"
"What's the difference between matter and a hormone? You can't make matter."
"What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro? I falafel."
"Anytime I fly over the exact spot a time zone changes, I yell ""88 MILES PER HOUR!!!!"""
"Me: Im still mad at you for last night Hub: Well Today is the 1st. Which means that happened last month. Which means youre being ridiculous"
"A man walks into a bar... His friends ducked."
"You really have to question the judgment of people who have children on purpose."
"Why do male midgets laugh so hard when they play football ? It's because the grass tickles their balls."
"Nothing makes sex more awkward than realizing your kid is awake... and standing outside your door... and playing the harmonica."