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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pianist and a penis? One tickles the ivories and one tickles the ovaries."

"What happened when the shoe factory burned down? 500 soles were lost."

"What did the casket say to the sick casket? Are you coffin?"

"My dick is like my ring finger... Average in length and width and probably won't see much use until marriage."

"How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia? One steppe at a time."

"A great alternative to Tinder is entering every room screaming, ""Does anyone want to bang?!"" It also has more dignity."

"""I want u so badly"" - Scrabble players with a q in their rack."

"I guess we're all just lucky that Dennis the Menace's first name wasn't Carsonist."

"Take a stand against childhood obesity by chasing little fat kids down the street."

"My mates called me stingy so I decided to buy them a beer. Turns out they wanted one each."