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Joke of the Day
"Why was the mushroom happy? Because he was a fungi."
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"In my next life, I'd like to come back as someone who has a life."
"The bartender says ""sorry, we don't serve time travellers here"" A time traveller walks into a bar."
"If shes's being being anal about it Give her sex and you'll make her whole day, Give her anal sex and you'll make her hole weak"
"Anyone can recommend a good Hobbit movie?"
"GF: Sue at the bra shop said u got some lingerie ME: ... G: Only u didn't give it to me M: [nervously adjusting thong] I'm having an affair"
"""Lets all start wearing weird '90s mom jeans!"" - girls now"
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator ( )"
"The dumbest joke I've ever heard. Donald Trump"
"What is a surfer guy's favorite horror movie? Saw duude!"