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Joke of the Day
"Why was the mushroom happy? Because he was a fungi."
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"I'm looking for something with the health benefits of yoga but absolutely none of the yoga"
"I was in bed with a girl and she said to me, ""I want you to make me scream"". So I said, ""OK. I'll just go outside, put on a ski mask and then kick your front door in. That usually works."""
"Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas? He got clucky."
"What do women and dog shit have in common? The older they are the easier they are to pick up."
"Why did the jalapeno put on a sweater? Because he was a little chile"
"A stripper once told me that I'm not her type. Um, yeah I am. I have a dick and 20 dollars."
"What happens at night in Bangladesh? It gets Dhaka"
"What do you call a pre-historical human who wanders around too much? A Meanderthal"
"Chuck Norris once broke wind so hard... it couldn't be fixed."