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Joke of the Day
"Science at its finest. Why are all subatomic particles gay? Because they are all atoms"
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"Where does a bee put its stinger? In its honey"
"I'll try this here. Let's all come up with a joke, line by line... One person starts, the next adds a line."
"What do a dildo and soybeans have in common? They're both used as a meat substitute."
"When Jimmy Fallon started hosting The Tonight Show, Conan called him up to offer some advice... The first thing he said was: ""Kill your enemies and see them driven before you..."""
"Why did the man with one hand cross the road? To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out."
"A pedophile was taking a small child into the woods at night.... The kid say, ""These woods are really scary"". The pedophile replies with, ""You're telling me, iv'e got to walk out of here alone""."
"Before I eat chips, I have to look in the bag for a perfect one"
"My boss told me to have a good day... So I went home."
"You were really beautiful until Your 30 day trial of Photoshop ended."