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Joke of the Day

"what is the difference between a crook and a politician? A crook will steal before he runs, a politician runs before he steals"

"What did the secretary say to Bill Clinton after his inauguration speech? Wow, that was quite a mouthful."

"Collection of totally offensive jokes, not for the faint hearted"

"Armadillos are quite expensive. They usually cost an arm and a leg."

"""Contact Us"" Oh yeah, I'm gonna contact the shit out of you"

"Some girls are like community colleges... Even if you're not the smartest guy, you probably still get in."

"What was the weather like at the rap concert? There was a Lil Wayne."

"Well tonight's date night for me and the wife I certainly hope we don't run into each other"

"When you first learn about the Banach-Tarski Paradox it sounds cool... ...but, when you break it down, you'll realize you've actually seen it twice."

"My friend asked me if I was hungry... I said no, I'm Austria."