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Joke of the Day
"I saw a UFO yesterday. So I quickly grabbed the worst camera I own to film it with."
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"I think I start my day angry because I'm forced to see myself naked."
"Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach but the programmer was shouting ""F1 F1"" and nobody understood it."
"[China] ""You have to get good grades"" KID: But it's so hard! ""We're Can-tonese not Cant-tonese"" KID: You gotta admit that's a bit confusing"
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? Q: What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? A: My ass!"
"What do you call a funny fungus? A pungi."
"Great weight loss tip: Become an astronaut."
"A wife is like a hand grenade you take away the ring, and there goes your house"
"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words Stop shaking the ladder, you little bastard!"
"What is an architects favorite movie? Angles in the Outfield"