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Joke of the Day

"Religious gardening rising in popularity with today's youth. Parents around the nation are alarmed at their teens obsession with Sects and Violets."

"I was expecting ""The Last Airbender"" to be a disappointment. I was not disappointed."

"Nice guys don't finish last, fat guys do."

"The ratio of guys to girls in my friend group Is undefined!"

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because you saw me eating that cupcake with no hands and you want my autograph?"

"I remember when I was a kid, at dinner my parents gave me a knife and fork, so I'd bang them on the table.. ..We were quite an incestuous family."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible Who said that?"

"Vegeta truly had his karma come back to him. He got married and had kids."

"What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? snow balls"

"Why are aroused campers so extreme? I don't know, but they end up fucking in-tents (intense). Yes, it's a pun, but what else do you expect from me first thing in the morning."