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Joke of the Day
"I have an amazing gardener who's both vision impaired and dyslexic. His work is Mind BLowing"
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"Girl, you must be Saint Peter... Cuz you've denied me three times already."
"The job interviewer asked me to define turnover. I said, ""That's what I do before I go to sleep."""
"Lawyers are safe company to have for girls. They will be concerned about Your Honour more than their own."
"They say when a man meets the right woman, he is complete. When a man meets the wrong woman is finished. When the right woman meets the wrong woman with the man, he is completely finished."
"What did the parrot say on Independence Day? Polly wants a firecracker!"
"An original joke. Sorry, wrong subreddit."
"in 1st grade a kid teased me by saying the pink power ranger was my girlfriend, which, man, that would have been quite a pull for a 6-yr-old"
"Being a stripper is like working at McDonald's.... Covered in oil and questioning your choices after high school."
"Sunglasses were invented so you can stare at me while you're with your girlfriend."