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Joke of the Day
"Yooo mama's sooo fat...that when she jump fo joyyyy... She got stuck."
Next Joke
"I don't care who you are. If you can constantly make me laugh, I'm probably gonna wanna fcuk you."
"Boss: ""you're fired"" Me: ""I guess we're just gonna have to agree to disagree"""
"That moment when you check the price tag and sadly walk away."
"When i heard they had invented a cure for dyslexia.... It was music to my arse"
"What's every spider's dream job? A web designer."
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? She worked it out with a pencil."
"Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake."
"The control for the air conditioner was so far away It was not even remotely close"
"A British engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan. He is making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are through the roof."