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Joke of the Day
"What Do Bernie Sander Supporters Call Their Parents? Roommates"
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"What did Ryu say to Ken? HOWAREYOUKEN?!"
"When I was a little kid, my dad would swear then say ""Excuse my French"" One day the teacher asked if anyone could speak a foreign language and I raised my hand"
"[emptying spam] ME: Why do I have so much canned meat?"
"Why are E.T.'s eyes so big? He saw the phone bill."
"Another shitty joke Don't mistake me for a fool! I'm just a half."
"I heard a joke about a grizzly giving birth to cubs... It's bears repeating."
"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians."
"What is a mexicans favourite tv show? Spicks and specks. (google it)"
"Me: Did you finish the banana bread? 16: yep Me: Great, because it was actually a healthy zucchini bread. 16: THIS HOUSE IS FULL OF LIES!"