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Joke of the Day

"What's every spider's dream job? A web designer."

"What's the difference between Marcus Mariota and Floyd Mayweather? Best Duck Ever."

"Nice try, cheese graters, cheese is already great."

"Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face."

"I wanted a dog. My wife wanted a cat. We had to compromise so we got a cat."

"What's the difference between Doctor Who and Facebook? When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason."

"A man drops a nail, which rolls under his bed, so he goes down under. This begs the question of why he decided to go to Australia to get a new nail instead of searching under his bed."

"My nan's star sign is cancer. It's pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten by a giant crab."

"What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court? The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people."

"What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with? I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end."