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Joke of the Day
"Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake."
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"A giraffe walks into a bar... The giraffe trips and falls over, the bartender says, ""what's that lyin over there."" And someone replies, ""that's not a lion, that's a giraffe."""
"What do you call a phantom by a campfire? A toasty ghosty"
"Events like the death of the Indian gang-rape victim just help remind me why I hate humans so much."
"If I had a Nickel for every terrible Canadian rock band, I know I'd at least get a Nickelback. I'll let myself out."
"Women's magazines: Page 5: accept yourself for who you are Page 8: how to lose 10lbs in 1 week Page 12: best cake recipe"
"My 13yo just dumped his girlfriend and now he's attempting to get his hoodie back. He's in for one hell of a life lesson."
"god: welcome to heaven, bob. today we reunite you with your soulmate bob: karen! god: karen? your soulmate is a japanese farmer named oshi"
"I heard the news about Mr. Ali's passing... I was pretty upset. So why am I in the mood for a giant chocolate shake?"
"What idiot called it Airport Facilities Maintenance and not Hangar Management?"