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Joke of the Day
"That moment when you check the price tag and sadly walk away."
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"In the spirit of halloween.... why did the witch divorce her husband ? Because he had a hollow weiner"
"My wife wants to go see the Suffragette movie. But she doesn't get a vote."
"At what age do you have THE talk with your daughter about how she is not the princess of anything and she'll need to get a job. Is it 6?"
"my hipster wife is on her way to the hospital with severe burns in her mouth because she tried to to eat my lasagna before it was cool"