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Joke of the Day
"The control for the air conditioner was so far away It was not even remotely close"
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"Today I opened the door to the supply room and four Chinese dudes jumped out and yelled ""supplies!"""
"Good news everyone! I've found another person who's voice you can hear in your head when reading one single phrase.... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I'm in the middle of inventing emo playing cards. You have to shuffle them, but afterwards the deck cuts itself."
"[NSFW] Gonzo turns to Kermit and says ""It's getting late, want to go eat out somewhere?"" Kermit looks at Missy Piggy and says ""I'm having pork tonight."""
"How many feminist does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY"
"Dad: relax kids, no monkey business in a nice restaurant [table over] Monkey 1: *slams briefcase shut, stands up* Monkey 2: not worth it man"
"There's a great new website that helps you find the local church that is right for you They call it, Evangielist."
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years... Then we met."
"GB: Brexit was the dumbest thing in the last years! USA: hold my drink!"