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Joke of the Day
"Boss: ""you're fired"" Me: ""I guess we're just gonna have to agree to disagree"""
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"""Super Mario, come quick! Bowser kidnapped the princess!"" -That fucking coward! I'll kill him! Which way did he go? -He went to the left. -**Goddammit!!!**"
"Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris? Because the tower is an Eiffel."
"You have to be flexible to work here. On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles."
"I'm a bokeper Q: Isn't that bookkeeper? A: People always mix me up with my brother. He's... a double-entry bookkeeper."
"What is the interior temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm"
"If you only had 1% battery left on your phone, what would you tweet? Because clearly we'd still tweet."
"Who would win a fight between Lemmy and God? Trick question. Lemmy is God *The world lost a great musician today"
"A dinosaur walks into a bar and says. #RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRR."
"What's another term for anal bleaching? Changing your ring tone."