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Joke of the Day

"When i heard they had invented a cure for dyslexia.... It was music to my arse"

"The most perfect method to say the perfect punch-line. /pnt.lan/ assuming of course you know how to read ""phonetic transcription""."

"Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have big fingers! Not mine. Told to me by my late grandfather, funniest pastor ever. :)"

"I'd like to start today by telling you how wonderful (NAME) is. I'd like to but..."

"I passed out on the steps of a synagogue... And woke up in the morning with a heavy Jew on me."

"What do you call a gay vegetarian? A vegetarian."

"How do you catch a unique bird ? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird ? Tame way unique up on it."

"What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime? Web Development."

"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on cliffhangers. The librarian says...."

"What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth? Hint: It's not English Spanish."