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Joke of the Day
"Guess who opened for Justin Bieber... The teenage girls."
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"God is obviously a Civil Engineer... ... Only a civil engineer would route a sewage system through a playground."
"A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why don't you play with your friends?' he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'"
"I'm no architect, but I don't think it's possible to build a city on rock and roll."
"How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch? The screen stays black when you check the time."
"I read the symptoms for being a hypochondriac... AND I HAVE ALMOST ALL OF THEM!!!!!"
"Every time I pour a round of drinks, it goes all over the place. I think I need glasses."
"Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway."
"My boyfriend stole my banana... My boyfriend stole my banana so I called him out on it. He said, ""Oh I'm sorry. I can get you another banana that's just as yellow."""
"Two girl twins are born. One is named Skye after her perfect blue eyes The other has cataracts, so was called Claudia"