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Joke of the Day

"I'm no architect, but I don't think it's possible to build a city on rock and roll."

"What's worse than six babies in one refrigerator.. One baby in six refrigerators!"

"Cereal is the sweatpants of food."

"Just saw a homeless guy fall asleep with a lit cigarette in his mouth. Which probably explains why he's homeless."

"Auditions are being held for you to be yourself. Apply within."

"We Found Love in a Swollen Face Chris Brown ft. Rihanna"

"What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction? Steam. I'm so sorry."

"My mom's favorite internet game is ""Log me into the Facebook. Is this the Facebook? Is that your brother? Why is he drinking upside down?"""

"Apparently, exercise improves your decision making. It's true. After going to the gym today I've decided I'm never going again."

"Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!"