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Joke of the Day
"Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway."
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"Our Unabashed Dictionary defines wet dream... As the winner of a damp-t-shirt contest."
"Water is good for you? I call bullshit. My phone drank some one time and guess what? IT DIED!"
"When in Texas... *heads into the desert* *hugs cactus* *shoots said cactus* *rides off into the sunset on horseback*"
"""Dad, can I go to the renaissance festival?"" ME: No, you're still grounded ""No fair!"" ME: Yes, that's what I said"
"Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you."
"What is the difference between a dollar and Lebron James? Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34"
"I feel really bad for the Mexican Olympian disqualified from weightlifting for excessive use of protein. They told him, ""No whey, Jose."""
"Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper? Sith happens."
"Marriage. Because your sh*tty day doesn't have to end at work."