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Joke of the Day

"Every time I pour a round of drinks, it goes all over the place. I think I need glasses."

"Look mom, my boobs are starting to grow! Yeah Mike, you should lose some weight."

"A man recently felt funny and came over queasy... At which point he was asked to leave the local amateur production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."

"What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign? Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse? Hydrogen ^^^^please ^^^^spare ^^^^me"

"My ring tone is a woman faintly screaming Help me, Superman. Help me!' and then I run away, unexplained."

"Whats Hitlers least favourite pokemon? Pikajew!"

"Why girls have zip in their pents?"

"If you're going to insult the Amish, do it to their face. You kinda have to. They're never gonna see it online."

"My Granddad committed suicide. He drove off a cliff. Everyone was screaming and shouting at him telling him not to do it. Then again he was a bus driver."

"What does laundry day and the 1950's have in common Color separation"