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Joke of the Day

"Two girl twins are born. One is named Skye after her perfect blue eyes The other has cataracts, so was called Claudia"

"Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon? He was running a little behind"

"I read that 83% of prison inmates are Christians...should I be concerned with my safety when I'm up in Heaven?"

"To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm making my house into an Italian restaurant."

"Why british wete at war with nazi germany? Because they couldnt afford another Aryans stealing their tea."

"Good Old Fashion Clickbait. If you're reading this than you like it too."

"What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building? 20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*"

"Girl you got the brains of a seal. Wanna get smashed at the club?"

"I lost 12 pounds in a week. Good thing I'm not a big investor."

"Isn't it amazing that human brains are still faster than supercomputers? Eventually they'll start putting wheels on the machines though."