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Joke of the Day

"What is Australian cuisine called? Prison Food Source: 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown"

"OK! My friend wanted to know how big the ocean was? (Click to view my Answer). You have to be more Pacific. :D"

"What was the first 3D printer? Your butthole! *** This joke is awesome because it was created by a third grader where I teach."

"My son just handed me a duck & a pig from his puzzle & smiled as if that made us ""even"" for all the food/clothing I've given him."

"What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates."

"[priest bends over my coffin seductively revealing a thong to the entire funeral]"

"If someone shows up at my house unannounced, I won't open the door. I just stand on the other side of the glass shaking my head no."

"Mitt Romney is walking through heaven when he runs into Barrack Obama"

"What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Polly want a quacker!"

"You can't run through a camp ground. You can only ran... Because it's past tents"