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Joke of the Day
"I read the symptoms for being a hypochondriac... AND I HAVE ALMOST ALL OF THEM!!!!!"
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"[Rumpelstiltskin comes to take first born son] ""Give me what you promised unless you can guess my name"" Here ""Aren't you going to guess?"""
"Have you ever noticed women say men only have one thing on their mind? Yet women constantly ask us what we're thinking."
"what do you call a small woman with no nipples? pointless."
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself? Because it was two-tyred."
"I present to you the world's shortest poem, entitled ""Fleas"". Adam had'em."
"No matter how many times he was killed by their products, Wile E Coyote remained loyal to the ACME brand. You've gotta respect that."
"What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne doesn't come on a boys face till 14"
"What's the most useless thing about a knife? The 'K'"
"Two prostitutes are walking down the street... One turns to the other and asks ""have you been picked up by the fuzz yet?"" The other replies ""No, but I've been slung around by my tits"""