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Joke of the Day

"What do you call man without toes? What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk? Lack-toes intolerant!!"

"What do you call an imaginary color? A pigment of your imagination."

"What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food? ***SHORYUKEN***"

"What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1."

"I went to the store and asked for a one handed sailor... he said sorry, ""I'm a wholesaler."""

"I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist."

"Leia: *gasps* Chewbacca, you're naked! Chewbacca: *hastily puts back on his bandoleer*"

"ever since i put all my eggs in one basket i have received unsolicited egg advice, you dont know my life, you dont know what im all about"

"ENEMY: can you smell that? That's fear. ME: the baked goods? ENEMY: no. focus on your fear. ME: we must be knife fighting behind a bakery"

"Love is like a box of chocolates However good it tastes you know it will inevitabley turn to shit."