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Joke of the Day
"Love is like a box of chocolates However good it tastes you know it will inevitabley turn to shit."
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"As a muslim, I'm sick of the 9/11 jokes because my parentd died too. They just weren't in the buildings."
"What is reddits least favorite dish? Kung Pao Chicken"
"Son , I am not able to go to school today Son: I am not able to go to school today. Father: what happened? Son: I am not feeling well Father: Where you are not feeling well? Son: In school!"
"RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A MACE"
"Why do Firemen have bigger balls than Policemen? Because they sell more tickets."
"A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family."
"I always like to tell fart jokes about myself I call it self defecating humour"
"The Atom and the Cation The Atom says to the Cation, ""who's in charge around here?"" Cation: ""I am!"" Atom: ""Are you sure?"" Cation: ""I'm positive!"""
"Next time someone knocks on your bathroom stall say ""Sorry, I'm with a client."""