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Joke of the Day
"My penis is very judgemental It only points out the people I like."
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"""I"" before ""E"" but only at participating locations"
"Strings are usually pretty straight Unless they're knot"
"I wish that people who hear me sing could hear how awesome I sound in my head instead of how I actually sound."
"What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars? Top Gear, ^^or ^whatever ^^their ^^new ^^amazon ^^car ^^show ^^will ^^be ^^called."
"What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ? A long necked toothbrush !"
"There are hundreds of ways to make a woman happy and only one to make a man happy: LEAVE HIM ALONE."
"Whoever invented ""knock knock"" jokes Should get a ""no-bell"" prize."
"Sometimes my stomach will make a noise and my brain will be like ok I never signed off on that"
"Being misunderstood is an art and apparently I should open a gallery."