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Joke of the Day

"ever since i put all my eggs in one basket i have received unsolicited egg advice, you dont know my life, you dont know what im all about"

"I got spam from someone named ""Amishguy."" I wonder how fast his windmill had to turn in order for him to email me like that."

"Why did adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side"

"Q: Why are pirates so popular? A: They just arrrr."

"[Giving a toast] ""It was when I was entering blackout that I realized I forgot the Plan B at home. Happy 1st birthday, you little accident."""

"Just thinking. How many MILF'S are now GrandMILF's?"

"Why did the mathematician get pulled over? for drinking and deriving"

"I shouldn't have plugged my iPhone into the PC at the Kitchen It's now in the sync."

"I'm starting a business in Indiana; we do paternity tests and private investigations. It's called ""Hoosier Daddy and What Does He Do?"""

"coder lolz what do you get when throw salt at a coder? a seasoned developer."