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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an imaginary color? A pigment of your imagination."
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"Wanna hear a good joke? My sex life! Excuse me while I cry now.."
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"My catchphrase is ""Just smell the money, baby"". I can't use it yet (I don't have money), please don't steal it"
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"Don't you hate it when sentences don't end the way you think they octopus?"
"Seeing as it's almost time for New Years Celebrations for myself Tonight I am an exorcist, as I shall be ridding the house of all Spirits."
"Jackie Chan is implicated in the Panama Leaks. This must be some sort of kung-fulery."