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Joke of the Day
"What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food? ***SHORYUKEN***"
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"I wanted to write a poem about you but I'm having a difficult time finding the words to rhyme with chlamydia infected narcissistic harpy whore."
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"What did the Father Buffalo say to his boy as he was leaving for college? Bi son (dangit, not sure how I tagged it dirty. Submitted on my phone through BaconReader)"
"What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan? Osama bin Latte"
"What did Iocaste say to Oedipus when he dropped his plate? ""You dumb motherfucker!"""
"My parents wanted to name me Odysseus because I, too, broke through the Trojan wall."
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"Two cannibals are stewing up a clown One turns to the other and says, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""