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Joke of the Day
"I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist."
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"Next time you kill thousands of innocent people in a disaster, tell the judge you ""work in mysterious ways"" and see how far it gets you."
"For Sale: Wedding Suit, worn only once by mistake.."
"TL;DR The fine bros me: i'm allergic to peanuts fine bros: is that an allergic reaction? me: yes fine bros: see you in court"
"Let me tell you a joke... Feminism."
"My mind has been wandering so long, we're pretty much in a long-distance relationship."
"I just finished doing 100 push-ups over a period of 8 years"
"Me: *being hauled on a stretcher into an ambulance* Shotgun! EMT: dude your gonna die if you si- Driver: dammit Dave, he called shotgun"
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'."
"What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get? An AT-STD."