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Joke of the Day
"Leia: *gasps* Chewbacca, you're naked! Chewbacca: *hastily puts back on his bandoleer*"
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"Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought."
"Was really suicidal, so I called the suicide hotline. They patched me through to Al-Qaeda."
"Do you know the one step to avoiding clickbait? Obviously not. gg y'all, inbox = rekt"
"Who handles font related crimes? A sans sheriff!"
"my beloved wife was on the second earth as it detached from our earth and drifted forever #FirstWorldProblems"
"I wonder what ""don't touch"" is in Braille."
"How do you stop a dog humping your leg? Suck it off"
"Did you hear about the guy who's been pickpocketing midget charity workers? How could someone stoop so low?"
"Three men walk into a bar The fourth one asks ""You guys ok? Didn't you see that low hanging bar?"""