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Joke of the Day
"I went to the store and asked for a one handed sailor... he said sorry, ""I'm a wholesaler."""
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"What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s? There are no *unboxing* videos of Mike Tyson."
"*puts little Santa hat on cat* Hahaha Santa claws *puts little Santa hat on dog* Hahaha Santa paws"
"Don't waste electricity. Would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?"
"yes off course i'm an American My friend calls me up and asks ""Hey are you free tonight?"" And I say of course, I'm American"
"id like to see an elephant put its foot on donald trump jr's stomach and press down until his guts came out of his mouth"
"Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell"
"Why does Snape teach options and not herbology? His lily died"
"If you never used that plastic thing that keeps pizza from sticking to the box lid as GI Joe's poker table you're too mature for me."
"I met a one-legged woman outside of a club the other day. She was a bouncer."