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Joke of the Day
"What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1."
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"I hate it when people stare at me and don't say anything I mean if you want an autograph or a picture just ask."
"Switzerland I've heard a lot of good things about Switzerland. I mean, the flag's a big plus, right?"
"What is something that cannot lift off the ground? Your career"
"My mom told me to quit smoking weed But I said fuck it I do what I marijuana"
"You wanna know how to intrigue someone? I'll tell you tomorrow."
"What's the best thing about bee's? It's knees."
"A wife comes home and says, ""Pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery!"" The guy says, ""Great darling. Should I pack for the ocean or the mountains?"" She says, ""I don't care, get out!"""
"Apparently, the words ""I'd still hit it"" are words best kept to yourself at a funeral"
"I really hope the word ""sodomized"" doesn't appear in my autopsy report."