41543
Joke of the Day
"What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1."
Next Joke
"If you're cold, just stand in a corner... They're usually 90 degrees."
"Did you hear about the nympho waitress? She was sick of getting just the tip"
"Request: jokes about the color turquoise. And jokes about the color pink. Do your worst. Dad jokes preferred"
"Looking forward to the time when my level of awkwardness becomes socially acceptable."
"I was hoping to lose weight when I quit drinking, but it turns out that's not how pregnancy works."
"What do you call half a ginger? George."
"The NSA: The only part of government that actually listens"
"A female weight lifter went to the doctor ""Doc, I've been takin steroids for a few years now and as a side effect, I've grown a Penis"" ""Anabolic""? Asked the doctor. ""Nope just a Penis"" she replied."
"Why the fuck did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays. Hahah get it? arrays(a raise?) No..? :("